The next Christopher Lowell

Fuller has taken to rearranging furniture. It doesn't matter where our dining room chairs are, within minutes they will be in a different place.

I go and put them in their assigned spots (around the table, against some walls, or blocking the bottom shelves on the bookcases). Soon after, Fuller just comes up behind me, pulls up on the seats, and pushes them until we have a traffic jam of chairs blocking his bedroom door.

At least he isn't playing with knives or bleach.